I'm sitting in the library and the two guys next to me are a study in pathetic college dating habits.

"Dude, there's this girl I've been talking to on Facebook...her name's like Susan or something...she's cool."

"Hey, I think you got a gift from somebody..."

"No, I don't think so..."

"I'm almost certain you got a gift from a girl...you should check."

"Check this girl out (now their looking at myspace)..."

Can it get any worse than that? Don't ask...it probably can.