Ok, here's the poem I was telling y'all about. I had given Andy a short writing assignment and I was bored while waiting for him to finish it, so I wrote this. It was written about two weeks ago.

We sit at a table made of glass
Not far from where the Catholics hold their Mass

Andy sits across from me holding his drink
While teh waitresses listen to our English and blink

While Chinese pop blares through the air
And all the girls carry unbrellas, wanting to stay fair

My drink is lemon juice and though 有一點貴 (it's a little expensive)
I think it's worth it, for in the A/C we can stay

Hey! Some students from 小金門 just walked past
When I was their teacher we had a blast

In two short weeks I will leave this play
And return to living at a more normal pace

I will sit in class and 發 lots of 呆 (zone out)
But (hopefully soon!) 我一定要回來! (I will certainly be back!)

Ok, if I have time I'm going to try and do this thing that Anna wants me to. But my time at the cafe here is almost up.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write what it says.

"...and God heard the voice of the lad..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The Taiwanese guy next to me playing magang on the computer.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Taiwanese version of American Idol. I don't know how it compares because I've never seen the American version!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

1:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:35

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Guys up stairs yelling in Taiwanese and Chinese, Chinese pop music, different computer games...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking away from Lucy's store after saying good bye to her. *sniff*

About 52 minutes ago. I biked here from Lucy's.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Conquer

9. Did you dream last night?

Don't think so.

10. When did you last laugh?

Reading Dave Barry not long ago.

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Lots of dog posters (it used to be Sarah's room and she seems to be into dogs a lot).

12. Seen anything weird lately?

Shouldn't you ask "Seen anythin normal lately?"

13. What do you think of this quiz?

Ok

14. What is the last film you saw?

Mission Impossible.

15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Pay for lots of mission trips and my college. The same for everybody in my family too.

16. Tell me something about you that I don't know?

I need to go to the bathroom.

17. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?

I'd get rid of liberals.

18. Comment to President Bush

You can't make them happy. You should have learned that from your dad.

19. Would you ever consider living abroad?

What do you think?

20. What do you want God to say to you when you get to heaven?

"Well done, good and faithful servant."

21. Name 4 people who must also do this quiz on their blog.

I don't approve of this type of guilt trip.