Ok, so I'm in the back room at the dojo last night, stretching. There's several other people in the room, doing kata or stretching. I'm talking quietly to Ricky and Josiah. Everything is in every way totally normal. The atmosphere is calm and almost subdued, like the quiet before a storm (good heavens, now I'm waxing poetic!) Then in walks Brittany G (one of our black belts). Now normally, when she walks in I look at her and smile and she smiles back. Maybe somebody says something to her as she puts her gear down by the wall. Like I said, everything is calm and before the stormish (so much so that you might even find yourself waxing poetic writing about it...) Well, this time, Brittany walks in the room, I turn and smile, fulling expecting a smile and maybe a nod back. But instead, she gives me a rather odd looks, cocks her head slightly to the side and declares in a simi-incredulous voice:

"You are SO weird!"

Now, as you guys know full well, I have never made a secret of my weirdness (I love my lips, anyone?) In fact I am quite proud of it. But I must admit that this loud declaration of the obvious took me rather by supprise. So in response I waxed eloquent.

"And in what particular way has my wierdness manifested itself this time?" I was pretty pleased with myself at coming up with that reply. In spite of my countinued supprise at her exclamations, I still managed to place a small, self satisfied grin on my face. Brittany, obviously stunned by the brillance of my razor sharp mind, replied:

"What?" This came as a rather crushing blow. You know how there's times that call for a witty comeback and your brain totally freezes? It's like there's a mental block there (just a random note...when I wrote "mental block", I started thinkig about ice burgs...why's that?) Well, this was one of those rare times when I actually came up with a response and without any warning I had shown forth my astounding brilliance. And what does she do in response to my amazingness? "What?" Isn't life just a bumer sometimes?

But back to my story. Seeing that she was not understanding my brilliance, I decided to say it in a simpler way (she is, after all, home schooled). "In what way was I wierd this time?"

"Well, I was on the web and I found this site, "Random Ramblings". You are so wierd!"

Now everything became clear. Of course! My mind went to the quiz results I had posted, declaring that I was TECSOL A-2 Solvent, Anhydrous. But seemingly she was most (shocked? impressed? What word should I put here?) by the story of Fredrickk with the two k's.

Anyway, I thought that was a rather humorous happening.

And now you've been waiting for. My recounting of the tournament! I didn't do well in kata. I got 7.0, 7.0 and 8.0 Rats. Most of the people in my division were pathetic. Absolutly horrible kata. It was sad. But there were probably about 6 or 7 who did really, really good. Anna won fourth with her kata! Out of about 30 people! That's so cool! Joshua won first in kata! WOW-WHO! YEA! Ethan didn't place. I fought very poorly and lost my first fight. Rats again. Anna got third in fighting...although it wasn't actually earned...there were only six fighters in her division and she lost her only fight...but by a quirk of fate she was beat by the girl who won first, so she got third. Ethan didn't place in fighting. Joshua got third (very cool).

Man I'm telling you, BattleCreek advanced girls rocked that night. Alica (one of our brown belts) won fighting in her division. Christina G. (black belt) won first in her division. Brittany G. (black) won first in her division. So we had nothing but BattleCreek people competing for womans grand champion! How cool is that? Brittany won (which was not a big supprise).

Mr. Murry won first in his division (totally no supprise) and competed for men's grand champion, but he was beat out by the guy who ended up winning. This guy was fighting extremely hard, doing take downs alot and slamming them really hard on the floor. In fact he was fighting a bit too hard, IMHO. Oh well, Mr. Murry fought well anyway.

Wan-Kan, our demo team, did their demo in the middle of the finals and then the gospel was presented. Several people accepted Christ! How cool is that?

Ok, Mom is making me get off now. I'll talk to y'all later! God bless!